Man reviews Trump Burger stand: “You got me? No. Why? Man, Trump was right about everything, man. Look, man, Trump was right about everything. Flat out. Flat out. Welcome to Trump Burger! They have the Sleepy Joe Slider. For $100, three tiny uninspired sliders that forget where they are but come with ketchup for people who like cold food and long naps. Overpriced, overwhelming, just like the name suggests. Oh man, the deal. I love it. Come to Trump Burger, man! Welcome to Trump Burger! Welcome, man. I love it. Let’s go! Why not? Okay, let’s taste this Trump Burger. I’m gonna be honest with you now, I’m gonna give you a real… a real… Mmm, I love it when the juices just drip. Mmm, mmm, nothing tastes good. Mmm, yeah, yep, yep, that’s it. That’s it. That’s it, I love it!”